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A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.
Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.
its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands
this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*
When someone practicing boofing a substance accidentally sneezes and ejects said substance out of their anus.
I was trying to boof but it ended up as a gorilla sneeze
An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.
Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!
when u girl sucks your dick and makes it so hard she bit it off 12 times erased your mind let you think you were still getting sucked enough to get you to call her again and still say im leaving the dream when the conversation starts the first time
in italian like mix with spanish and something else voice "i fucking gave him the dracula sneeze 43 times and he call me 83 times"