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Weird kids that brag about how tired they are
Soccer kids: I’m sooo tired from my game
Normal kids: SHUT THE HELL UP NOBODY CARES
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A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt.
Hey! I've got a free period! Let's go play some Racquetball Soccer!
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The best most important game played by the the dominant sex.
Wow look at that girl soccer game they are awesome
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A soccer fag is anyone who has an extensive interest in-
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Athelete: Hey man, sorry i didnt talk to you before, i had to get to *any sport other than soccer* practice. How are you?
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
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A gigantic sex orgy with Ozzie in the middle while Frank watches with a video camera and a bottle of lotion...
That hoe bag over there is definetely a samo soccer player.
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Someone who wear Adidas sandals with soccer socks, tournament hoodies and Adidas track pants to show the world that they play soccer even though everyone already fucking knows that.
Zoe: lol did Camille just come from practice
Jessica: no she's just soccer trash
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The act of a driver of a vehicle (usually a soccer mom) putting their right arm out in front of the passenger while braking suddenly or turning suddenly to prevent the passenger from moving forward (because the seat belt is not enough.) This word was most recently used in the MTV series, Teen Wolf.
While driving
Passenger: Turn left!
Driver: (turns left abruptly while sticking out right arm in front of passenger)
OMG sorry I totally just soccer mom'd you.
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