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A reference to Sam Pepper. An excuse to do immoral things to others such as sexually harass strangers in public, whilst pretending you have a noble, investigative reason for doing do.
Police: You are under arrest for stabbing four people and filming it.
Prankster: You don't understand. It was a social experiment. I was trying raise awareness for victims of knife attacks.
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a Social Republic, or Social Republicanism, is neither like that of leftist-socialist Republics which are by essence centralised economic statist entities nor are they like that of civic or civil Republics which are political associations, which exert their will over the social group, by pre-imposed state sanctioned Legislation's or more poignantly, state imposed ( Bureaucracies ). But rather a Social Republic is purely a Social idealogical construct, comprised exclusively of a set of idealistic social moral and ethical laws and norms which at its centre lies not the voiceless and identity-less social collective. But rather, the social cooperative independent individual.
etopian reactionary socialism is a social republic.
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To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.
spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping
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Taking socially awkward to a new level. People who think they are good with people when they really are not; the people who are always there for you even though you wish they weren't
"Dudeman! Why was Jerry watching that movie!!! All he did was bash that movie for no apparent reason while everyone else love it."
"I dunno man, he kinda just invited himself. I mean like no one likes him and he just doesn't get it."
"That is truly socially awful."
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A lack of interest in ordinary socially acceptable situations involving groups of unlike-minded people which results in an inability to effectively converse with those same unlike-minded people.
The Socially Impaired have fun on a more personal level. Our enjoyment comes from groups of like-minded people conversing and interacting with eachother in familiar places. The Socially Acceptable often herd to bars and clubs for their fun with mostly strangers.
Socially Impaired Bob stayed at home with his two best friends playing video games, watching movies, drinking beer and eating pizza instead of going to the club with Socially Acceptable Mary. They both had fun, but Mary accused Bob of not knowing how to have fun because what Bob did is not the Socially Acceptable form of fun.
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The worst subject in all of life. Like who needs to know about things that happened long ago?!? Like if I need to know about history I would just read. Who needs history?
Person: Why is social studies a thing? Who needs it?
Social studies teacher: you better need it to learn!
Person: about what?
Social studies teacher: Ummmm... Something?
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This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.
So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:
me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?
him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!
. . . . .
(Silence)
me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.
If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.
P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.
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