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Spank Pouch

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

by Bob McGillian September 1, 2011

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Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing

Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas

by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 5, 2003

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spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

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Spank Tank

The gauge that measures how many things a child can do before taking an ass-beating.

A mother's Spank Tank was overflowed when her son spit at her in anger. This action was immediatly followed by a spanking with the iron palm of fury.

by Mark <Qtipp> May 17, 2007

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Spank Bank

A Sperm Bank

She went to the spank bank to have a child.

by CowboyBeaux March 12, 2009

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Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spank-Wank

The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.

Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.

by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016

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