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1) A college very much like four extra grades of high school located in central Pennsylvania.
2) The largest congregation of cattle and red necks east of the Mississippi.
3) The only school on Earth where "Do you want fries with that?" is a major.
At first I thought my son went to the state penn, but then I became really embarassed when I learned he'd actually gone to Penn State.
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Not only the failure of all colleges but the whore house our America. This college will accept anyone that walks off the street. To make it even better they have a joke of an athletic program where anyone could walk on and be a star. Couple this with bull shit majors and ghetto ass dorms and you have the future fuck ups of America (probably living in trailers). Buff state students think there smart but in reality they cant even form a sentence.
I was talking to this girl who I thought was really cute until I found out she went to "Buff State" and knew by that point the conversation was already too complicated.
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Best damn country out there. Anybody who doesn't like America can kiss my ass.
United States is better than you!
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The crap school you go to if the oh-so elite University of Pennsylvania rejects you. UPenn kids do drink and have lives and obviously have the better campus, since it's in the city with good restaurants and shops. Penn State has nothing on UPenn, largely because you can get in with a B-minus average and 1600/2400 SAT score while UPenn wants A students with 2100+ and multiple advanced placement courses. This is why if you confuse a UPenn kid with a Penn State kid, the UPenn kid will want to punch you in the face. If you want to have to list "loser" as your occupation for the rest of your life, go here.
UPenn kid: Yes! Going to Wharton of UPenn has helped me land a great job at alumni Donald Trump's firm! Half a mill starting salary, baby!
Penn State kid: Uhhhh. Dooo doo. Do you want fries with that? How about extra mayonnaise on your Filet O' Fish sammich?
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The states that liberalandproud wishes to abolish from this country. Like typical liberals, he/she believes that anyone who doesn't agree with him/her (i.e. people from the red states) is inarguably a moron, idiot, etc. Here's an idea: perhaps the reason that the Red States supported Bush because Kerry was not an effective candidate?
Of course, it's pointless to try to talk sense to most liberals, as they will always resort to personal attacks and maintain their attitude that they are right, and everyone else is just too stupid to understand the right way.
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