hockey stick

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.

If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.

16👍 2👎

Nose On A Stick

A tall, thin, boy with a big nose. He usually is a stoner with curly hair, and he often plays an instrument, such as the bass or the cello. He can be found wearing plaid, listening to indie bands, and charming the pants off of people.

Girl One: "Ooh look at that boy!"

Girl Two: "He looks like a hipster."

Girl One: "I love him! He's a nose on a stick!"

15👍 2👎

rag on a stick

What fat people wash themselves with.

Fat guy: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

309👍 97👎

Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool

Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick

79👍 21👎

Selfie Stick

A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.

"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"

118👍 34👎

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

26👍 5👎

tummy sticks

Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys. Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."

Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy sticks?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

<game of tummy sticks ensues>

Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!

2034👍 716👎