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(v.) the act of placing an empty whiskey bottle between the chin of the curb stompee and the curb, then proceeding as though it was a normal curb stomping manuever.
(for best results, drink the contents of the bottle moments before using the bottle. Also, as much swearing as possible is preferred but not required.)
" Dude, Seamus got into a fight at O'Leary's and irish curb stomped his grandmother!"
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When walking down the street, you get wasted by a high school Junior.
Dude, Mario got j-stomped, yo!
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Beat someone to the ground and then shoot them in the head on a curb.
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Russian Curb Stomp
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1. The act of taking names and f****ng sh!t up. Also: snapping necks and cashing checks
2. To destroy one's face
3. Sexual act of defiling a woman's body
4. Above with a man's body
1. Man we romp n' stomped that biznatch last night!
2. I romp n' stomped all over his face last night!
3. Dude, last night I romp n' stomped all over her last night!
4. We romp n' stomped all over that guy last night!
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The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
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When your sister/cousin is giving you a blow job in an outhouse, but to get her head at the correct level you have her stand in the toilet, stomping down the turds as she blows you.
Similar to grape stomp.
Had my cousin give me a Mississippi Mud Stomp at the family reunion.
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Baller-ass dress shoes made for the explicit purpose of curb-stomping the fuck outta people.
Most are made out of gator skin, snakeskin, or leather. Such material varies on your class of person and how baller you really are.
William: Shiiit, czech out these Curb Stompers I picked up from the mall. They're purple gator skin, does it get more baller than that?
Rolando: Those are some straight-up curb-stomping shoes, that's for sure. I don't understand your taste in color.
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