References the 'Big Stone' from Green Hell.
Spoken in a troglodyte voice.
Person 1: "Big Stone!!"
Person 2: "huh?"
Person 1: "Big Stone go in Water!!"
a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant
The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.
Late 20th century: MJ
a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.
b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.
Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.
guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.
The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.
"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."
To be so stoned that you physically can't move but you're having the time of your life.
"hey look at Jim, he's so stoned that he physically can't move but he's having the time of his life. He's power stoned!"
A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.
Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone