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Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
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Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good
*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH
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When you're fat but you have a lot of muscle under that fat. You can be fat and strong. That's Bear Strong.
"I can be fat and weak or I can be fat and strong. Fat and strong is Bear Strong."
"That's a big guy over there. He probably could break me in half. He seems like he's wrestle a bear strong.""
the ability to down wings and dominate the competition while keeping a tight grip on the stack
the B's wing hand is strong because of his ability to dominate the stack.so keep your wing hand strong,bitches!!
Marif the queef. Self explanatory.
The guy could not turn down Marie... she was way too slutty strong, he had to put out.
Even approximating my likeness makes people Gods among men! Even if you're a goatee'd dork who shaves his beard wrong or a bald fatty!
Hym "Oh you'd better believe I feel strong when I say I WILL get out Jordan. I'll get out and the only thing that's going to matter is which side of the fence you were on when I got out! That's why Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is so important! I want you to share that moment with me! I want you hear that SWEET sweet sound! The last click of the tumbler! I want you, for once in your miserable Christian life, to feel it! TRUE ABSOLUTION!"