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1. A lack of common sense
2. A highly effective and cost efficient birth controlling deodorant
3. less than 02 minute bowel movements lasting for a duration of 7 weeks
4. A 7 week period when all males only ejaculate on the day the lord made.
5. A time when all thats smoked are teenage kids
Bro, that was a pretty rough swab summer, It took me about 7 months to even get a female to stay within a football field of me the smell was so bad.
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A loss of appetite due to extreme heat. Summer anorexics often will only eat one large meal a day (dinner), only to wake up the next morning and find their stomachs are unusually flat and empty. This seasonal condition begins in late May and lasts until early September, when the stress and pressure of a new school year force the summer anorexic to gain back the weight they lost over the summer (and more).
Laura: Last night, all I had was a triple-cheeseburger with fries and onion rings. When I woke up this morning, my stomach was so flat, but I wasn't hungry! I think I have summer anorexia.
Annai: You probably do. Don't worry, once school starts back up, you'll start eating again.
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"Summer Butt" is the misty, wet condition of your butt when you have been working outside or in the heat of summer. It is similar to "Swamp Ass" or "Monkey Butt".
Man it's hot out here, and I have developed a serious case of "Summer Butt".
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In Internet forums and chat rooms, this phrase is used sarcastically as a response to a low-effort comment or bad attempt at trolling, to indicate to the author of said comment that his is immature, a newcomer adolescent as a result of excess free time stemming from summer school vacation. The meaning is closely related to a modern Eternal September.
- Yo mum said that last night, LAWL
- Hello summer friend. :)
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They state of being bummed because your summer was completely wasted or it didn't turn out how you wanted it to be and now you have to face the consequences of no more holidays because your days were over.
I'm afraid that we're going summer bummer.
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It is the most wonderrrrful timmmme offff the yearrrrr!!!
Beautiful allergy season that brings scorching temperature with it's sunshine so hot it can melt your skin off but at least it's not fucking freezing!!
Bike rides, rollerblading, outdoor activities with the kids or friends, hitting the beach for some more skin melting, also called tanning, long days, perfect season to hit the terrasses and have sangria or an alcoholic beverage of your choice!!
BBQ SEASON, friends, parties!!
what a season.. why would anyone prefer any other season to this wonderful time of the year!!
John: What is your favourite time of the year?
Leslie: it's for sure the summer season, it's the most wonderful time of the year!
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The incidence of severely messed up feet, resulting in the toes each going their own individual ways. i.e.- "some are here, some are there.."
"Damn, that broad was slammin', but did you see those summer toes?"
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