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aqua surprise

The act of farting into a water bottle, closing and offering a drink to an unsuspecting victim

The rookie was given an aqua surprise to tame his dubious mouth

by CAopey October 05, 2010


Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.

James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"

by TuckDCconnect January 05, 2011


Bukkake Surprise

Pulling out before ejaculation and surprising your partner with a facial.

Jackie was uncooperative and was promptly administered a Bukkake Surprise

by Teapot2 July 26, 2014


Surprise Borrow

To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.

when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!

by Rogieo February 09, 2007


Blackberry Surprise

When an African american male spontaneously ejaculates inside of you.

Rachel: Gosh, Sam, last night Dre gave me some blackberry surprise!
Sam: That sounds Delicious!

by Mechsen April 12, 2015


Frosties Surprise

When a girl builds a penis on a snowman and uses it as a dildo.

What’s that Girl doing over there?”
Oh that’s Frosties Surprise.”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ October 15, 2019


Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 06, 2010