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When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.
The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!
I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.
Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!
ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!
following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.
The act of farting into a water bottle, closing and offering a drink to an unsuspecting victim
The rookie was given an aqua surprise to tame his dubious mouth
Pulling out before ejaculation and surprising your partner with a facial.
Jackie was uncooperative and was promptly administered a Bukkake Surprise