Hot-tarded

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.

"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"

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tard fringe

A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.

"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."

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wayne tard

a person who assumes any song either by or featuring lil wayne is incredibly awesome, even if its horrible and sounds like all 500 of his other songs.

trey: yo man you diggin waynes new ish?

mike: yeah bro its completely original.

cory: yall is wayne tards.

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Tard protector

A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders

"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart

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Fuck Tard

Idiotic, Someone who's a complete and utter moron beyond a reason of a doubt

Your such a fuck tard!

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e-tard

The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"

holy jeez. Trak is a complete e-tard right now. Can we just lock him out?

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e-tard

someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard

Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.

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