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Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.
"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."
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A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.
Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...
Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.
Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.
John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!
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A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.
"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."
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Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.
"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"
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Idiotic, Someone who's a complete and utter moron beyond a reason of a doubt
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The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"
holy jeez. Trak is a complete e-tard right now. Can we just lock him out?
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someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard
Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.
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