Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

woman tax

the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps

woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!

Gabi Tax

a) paying more for a service without any reason or negation of that extra payment.
b) Paying an overtax just because the other person asks, on a normal service
c) accepting to be scamed. beeing aware that your are beeing scamed but going along with it;
d) not standing up to beeing cheated, scamed.
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this is mostly applieble to romania

known as: taxa Gabi

1. Mark paid a "gabi tax" on that cab fair. the usual trip is 10$ but he paid 20$.
2. 5$ for a cola can, I won't pay a gabi tax

Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass

thats a tax

When you get punched

Hey do you have my money that you owe me? Nah man. Nah thats a tax

weeb tax

The extra price you pay for being for being a fucking weeb. Usually because weeaboos drive up demand.

Particularly used in videogames.

- Did you see the katana prices?! They're way too high!
- The weeb tax is real...