Great Teachers

Great teachers are those who, above all, apreciate this about school children, that pupils are as were they -from a poem (translated) from one of the many web-sites on him, of the hailed late Cypriot teacher-thinker Orhan Seyfi Ari:

Sometimes such fools we were, sometimes smart kids
Sometimes Satan's tools, sometimes with saintly deeds

This appreciation made this teacher, one of the much hailed great teachers, Orhan Seyfi Arı loved by everyone -they named steets after him, composed poetry after him.

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teacher's pet

some loser that sucks up to the teacher just for a grade. And they are so fucking annoying even the teacher hates them.

Teacher's pet: "Excuse Me, Miss habaloobaloo, Gabriel is looking at my test papers!"
Teacher: "Oh give it a rest you fucking dickhead, do you honestly think I care, just shut up, your getting an F and Gabriel is getting an A! Infact I give you all permission to bully him."

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substitude teacher

A teacher who is better than a actual teacher. They are usually nice.

hsusj what is a substitude teacher

me it's a teacher who fills in for the regular teacher

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Chemistry teacher

If you ever wanted to see what it is like to be miss frizzle just go to these guys

student " man i cant wait to go to chem- "

teacher " why hello there welcome to chemistry you idiotic high school student here take this chemical that if you mix it wrong will cause a deadly gas and kill us all "

student " yeah im dropping out "

Chemistry teachers are crazy

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Math teacher

Math is basically a class that you have to take. The teacher is usually near illiterate and hates the kid that proves them wrong. They also have an accent and would be behind schedule before school started.

" Yo have you seen our new "Math Teacher".
"yea I know she totally sucks"

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My Teacher

A Weiner

My teacher is a weiner

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Teacher Bingo

A game played by bored students in which they mark off words from a list when a teacher says them and try to get the teacher to say them all before the end of class.

Student B: "I need quadratic for teacher bingo. Has the teacher said it yet?"
Student A: "Excuse me, have you said quadratic?"
Teacher: "Quadratic. yeah. why?"
Student B: "Bingo!"

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