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When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.
"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"
When someone starts telling a story/ saying something then refuses to say the rest.
Friend: Oh my god this weekend was sooo craazy!
Yourself: what happend?
Friend: Oh I can't tell you.
Yourself: You's such an information tease!
A stud, The life of the party, Mr. Wonderful, The ultimate tease.
Damn, that guys so fire. He must be a Tease McGee. Bro have you heard Embergeists the band? A couple Tease McGees.
when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture
"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"
When at a business where there's a freight elevator, and the main floor rings the bell signalling that it is getting sent up... but never comes up.
*Bell ringing*
Person 1: Oh yay! they are sending up the elevator!
*3 minutes later*
Person 2: uhh, I don't think they are.
Person 1: CURSE YOU ELEVATOR TEASE!
A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"
Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late
Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.
Alex: Ah F*** off
When you sexually tease a person that you are talking to. You dont even have to be a virgin to be called this that simple fact is irelevant.
God damn it paul I just cant believe that your talking to another tease virgin!