Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.

"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".

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friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

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Teste-moany

The guttural sound/moan a man makes when he ejaculates.

Judging by George's brief teste-moany, I believe he just came inside me.

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Wonderlic Test

1. Noun. A test used to test knowledge in certain situations, especially used at the NFL combine.

2. Noun. A tottally unrelated comment used in everyday conversations.

3. Verb. The test of one's ability to lick.

Vince Young would have been drafted higher, except for his tiny Wonderlic score.

Hey John!
Im gonna swim a wonderlic!
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Girl 1: Im gonna give my boyfriend the Wonderlic Test.
Girl 2: kinky...

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beta test

The last stage of testing for a computer product prior to commercial release. Beta testers are usually real users who are offered a free down load or product to try out and are asked for feedback.

George, "Hey, Where did you find this new app on your phone and how can I get it?"

Sara, "Sorry, babe, it's a beta test and not available yet".

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acid test

'Can you pass the acid test?'

Simply answer yes or no. The basis of the meta-experiment is whether or not you are able to put yourself up to something without asking a follow question.

Tester: 'Can you pass the acid test?'

Testee: 'I am not sure, probably'

Audience: 'Nice'

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azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.

I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.

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