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A chicken's rump, aka the Pope's nose.
Give the kid the part that goes over the fence last. Little kids like fat.
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Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.
P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.
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ugly talented twins..... yadada
them ying yang twins are tight
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wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win
just rip
Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb
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Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.
Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.
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I think you may have done too much.
"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."
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A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem
Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
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