Nasty Tesco's

When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.

"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"

Nasty Natalie

Nasty Natalie: Natalie’s are always good fighters. Therefore, I punched that girl so hard!

I punched that girl so hard, It was a nasty Natalie!

Drunk and nasty

To be horny with another person and get it on while under the influence of alcohol. To have sex… etc

Boy: wanna get drunk and nasty?
Girl: sure
*starts making out*

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match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

nasty bart

To paint youself in yellow while wearing only a red t-shirt

Oh shit, Timothy pulled a Nasty Bart at school today

Nasty G

another saying for "sick nasty" or "sweet" or "cool"

That jacket is nasty G!

Chunk-Nasty

The act of pointing your index finger at a specific point. The person who receives it on the other end tends to look down and as he looks at what you are pointing at you shall slowly lift up your middle finger as they are lifting their head up.

Ohh damn you just got hit with a Chunk-Nasty