Alpha as fuck

- Saying something is awesome
- saying that you are awesome

Dude, that car is Alpha as fuck

I'm so fucking Alpha

He is Alpha as fuck

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Alpha male

Complete dickhead who steals your girls, brags, cheats in games.

everyone treats them like a god

always in best position in games cos he cheats

usually spoiled rotten so they can show off their stuff to everyone.

lot of the time a jerk.

EVERYONE AGREES WITH HIM

Alpha Male: im not out the spinner didnt land on me.

Everyone: yeah it totally landed there (even tho they know hes out

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Alpha-male

1) noun Top Dog
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"

1) Sammy is the Alpha-male.
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh

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alpha centari

The brightest star in the sky.

Wow, did you see alpha centari last night

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Alpha Female

An ineffective euphemism for 'slut' which nobody uses anyway. Another definition is "whore."

Alpha Female fails as a term of reference because its definitions are always one syllable words, e.g. hoe.

A: I really hate Jane, she is such a slut.
B: That's politically incorrect. You have to call her 'alpha female.'

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Alpha Male

The sign of signifigance in human beings, particulary highschool students.

"Bernard is so talented at everything, he is teh alpha male"
"i own you, im the alpha male"

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Nigga Alpha

My nigga angel over here the true alpha who calls his girl "Dommy Mommy" he's such an alpha i swear no cap.

^乂𝒜𝒩𝒢𝐸𝐿ღ: I'm a Fucking alpha i swear IM A FUCKING ALPHA.

^乂𝒜𝒩𝒢𝐸𝐿ღ: Nigga Alpha asf

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