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Beta Lord

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.

That guy is the most royal beta lord.

by noahtortilla March 27, 2022


Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.

You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.

by AllyBeeNice December 21, 2023


Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.

Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.

by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021


beta-hipster

A teenage wannabe hipster who tries too hard to be different from the rest of his or her peers.

Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?

Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.

by DrDefinition October 20, 2015


ohio beta boy

Someone who is the worst at everything.

Logan is trash at fortnite. He plays like an Ohio beta boy.

by Nickel Hausermyerburgerstein December 8, 2024


Beta Male Smile

To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.

Look at Kyle’s new Instagram post, total beta male smile.

by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023


Beta spray

AKA beta spraying
Originally a bouldering term used to describe when one climber offers unsolicited climbing advice to another unasked.

Use evolved with the emergence of the “alpha male”. In this context, beta spray is the white curd-like spit that congeals at the corner of their mouths and gets literally or figuratively shot from their mouths when they start talking about betas or simping, etc, etc

Andrew Tate has chilled a bit on beta spraying since he was arrested for human trafficking and being a pedo.

Or

Dude was so pressed by women’s content on Tik Tok, he started beta spraying everywhere.

by Dharma Thorne March 11, 2023