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A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.
Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.
Mark Anthony Carter is probably the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and funny and has the handsomest smile ever. A guy like Mark can't be found because he is truly one of a kind. He's a pretty tall dude with a large butt and thick straight brown hair. His eyes are like no other because they are the prettiest brown you'll ever see. If you ever get the chance to have a Mark, never let him go. He's a keeper for life.
Mark Anthony Carter is the best boyfriend ever. I am so lucky to have him and I'll never let him go.
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Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.
Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.
Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D
Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...
However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.
Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.
Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.
Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
HER PLUGHOLES ARE POPPIN
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A beautiful English actress who was born on May 26, 1966. She is best known for her Portrayal of Lucy Honeychurch in a Room with a View. She was a golden globe winner for Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd where she played Mrs. Lovett. This is also starring Johnny Depp. She was in many other movies including, Novocaine, Conversations with Other Women, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, The Heart of Me, Till Human Voices Wake Us, Corpse Bride, Wallace and Grommit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sixty Six, and many more. She and Tim Burton, her partner for 6 years met on the set of Planet of the Apes, and they now have two children, Billy Ray, and Nell Burton. She has been in many of his movies since.
Helena Bonham Carter is extremely intense.
Helena Bonham Carter is an amazing actress.
"Beauty is always only an illusion."
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one of my best mates i love ehr sooo much but henry and tom are mine and she can have david barnard
lol joking dont go in a stress ! i love u really
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