Church Mouse

a mouse that is in church

Jim: hey, did you see that church mouse
carl: yeah man, it was a mouse in the church

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church on the move

when your in the club and its time to leave, and you gotta big crew you yell "church on the move".

Adam: Shits gettin heavy lets go.
Frank: "CHURCH ON THE MOVE"....LETS ROLL OUT.

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Aunti Church

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly

Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.

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church on the move

according to snoop dogg, it means when it is time to leave

you and your friends are at a club and someone shouts "church on the move!" then its time to go

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Cyber Church

Watching a live church service online more often than physically going to one.

I think I'll cyber church it this Sunday.

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God Church

Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good

Drop merch and it's selling like a god church

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god church

when something is so impressive it is almost not describable

My merch is selling like a god church.

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