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Home of Great Adventure, known by bennys in the tri state area as "Six Flags" A Short drive to Belmar, Seaside, Pt. Pleasant, and Avon. It is a one hour drive to NYC and Philly. More importantly, it is home to hicks and teenage stoners. With emphasis on teenage stoners, that smoke weed while driving down major roads, and get busted on a weekly basis.
"yo lets smoke this blunt on 571 in jackson nj, maybe the cops wont notice me taking a hit"
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The most amazing person in the world, she dont give a fuck at all about what people think and everyone likes her because shes so god damn funny! Luisa is amazing and is fun to hang out with, she likes to let loose and just be chill with people. If you get in her face, say goodbye!
Luisa Jackson: Hey guys
Group: LUISA!!! omg it is you
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1.) A nerd,dork, or geek who is obviously very attractive to members of the opposite sex and could very easily get laid if he wasn't painfully shy and awkward.
2.) A character on Stargate SG-1 who really needs to stop screwing around and just fuck Vala already.
"Scott, you're such a Daniel Jackson sometimes, you know that?"
"DAMMIT, DANIEL, SHE WAS WEARING A RED FRACKING DRESS AND LAYING ON THE BED! How badly do you need it spelled out for you?!"
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~ 1. Angel - a True Angel from heavens who is sent as a gift for all mankind.
~ 2. The King - The powerful, magical King of NeverLand who could really Heal The World, if only they let him.
~ 3. Peter Pan - A true child at His heart who simply has maintained His innocence and purity.
~ 4. A misunderstood one - that is caused by ignorance of people and evil soul of Media.
~ 5. The Best Entertainer who had ever lived in the entire universe - The most successful Singer, Greatest Dancer, Awesome Performer.
~ 6. A RICH man who is SO handsome and that has made MANY, MANY, MANY PEOPLE GROW JEALOUS ABOUT HIM.
~ 7. The Kindest one in the whole world who His love and care for children are so sweet and simple and His mind is so clean.
~ 8. Someone who is found annoying just because He can't be a a usual like all the boring ordinary people and His difference had made him greater than other people. And those who are so closed-minded, can't cope with him just because he is different compared to them.
~ 9. Someone who will always have enemies since he is too hard to be understood because what he does is greater than human's mind.
~ 10. A "NOT GUILTY" ACCUSED MAN WHO IS 100% MORE... INNOCEN and if he is Guilty, he is JUST guilty of being too kind, caring and compassinate for chidlren and people that is too hard for some to comprehend.
~ 11. Someone who is caring the burden of our sins and faults.
~ 12. Someone who looks so lovely and sweet and his love, magic, innocence, beauty, grace, divinity, glory, elegance, gorgeousness, loveliness and majestic is awesomely true.
it's MICHAEL JACKSON NOT Micheal Jackson
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1. Supposedly an animator who has done several works online. Has his own subdomain on www.fat-pie.com, where he shows all of his animations. Speculated to be a fake made by David Firth, owner of Fat-pie.com to make fun of newgrounds.com animators who are terrible, but think highly of their own work.
2. Somebody who is terrible at what they do, but thinks themselves as some sort of God.
1. Look at the Parondies of tha salant man by Jerry Jackson.
2. Dude, you are a Jerry Jackson with how bad you are at cooking! Stop thinking you're so great!
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When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.
Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!
Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...
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me: hey baby jackson passaglia
jackson passaglia: hey mamasita
look him up on tik tok: @jacksonpassaglia
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