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The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day
'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'
A term used when you ejaculate all over your own chin. Notably known in the street of Cherry Vale in Preston.
Oh no, I just nutted all over my chin now I’m a sticky Santa. Grrrrrrr
Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available
1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."
Similar to Jungle and Yellow fever, Santa fever is a increased affinity or even fetish towards tall, bearded, well-built, mature white men.
Perpetuated by dilfs, daddy culture, and lumbersexuality.
"How do you like that guy?" Brenda asks. "You know I have Santa fever. Eh, give him a beard and I'd be on top of his lap in no time," Niecy excitedly replies.
A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.
a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA
Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch
a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.
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