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A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.
Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.
*Jim leaves the room*
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one that is only known as tinman. he is one of the best people you will meet, IF you do meet him you will shurly realise this.
"hey its tom inman " "no its Tinman"
(n.) Former Democratic U.S. Senator (1986 to 2004) from South Dakota and former U.S. Senate Majority Leader who while holding the Minority Leader position lost reelection to first-time senator John Thune (R).
(n.) Any person who holds a position of seniority and/or power and is defeated or usurped by someone of substantially less power/influence.
(v.) To unseat a person of power as described above. (also 'daschle')
person 1: "I can't believe he got beat by that n00b! He's such a Tom Daschle."
person 2: "Yeah, he totally got daschled!"
Tom Crehan is a very quiet guy who does not like any attention. He does have an incredible amount of acne on his forehead which makes it hard for people not to look at him. Tom also does not enjoy camera attention at all. If you point any camera at him he will cover his face and run away or inflict physical harm upon the person pointing the camera at him. Tom has a very short temper and often does things he most certainly regrets. Tom is a natural athlete but doesn't try at all or work whatsoever. He also has very attractive sisters.
Tom Crehan was at the beach and saw girls so he ran away.
When you eat a girl out and don't get a blowjob or sex after.
Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard!
Verb. When for no reason one member of a group of friends refuses to partake in the evenings reasonably entertaining activities for some trivial, almost nonexistent reason. Whether it be im tired, i need a shower, or im on the last boss of god war, they all equally qualify.
Friend 1: ayo wanna chill with us tonight were rollin squad deep
Friend 2: ehhhh maybe idk im kinda tired
Friend 1: dude its friday night come on lets do something
Friend 2 : idk man i needa shower i might just chill at home tonight
Friend 1: Weeeeeeu your pulling a tom pham right now
A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views
Turkey tom is funny
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