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The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
Chevy cruze, toyota camry, Nissan Altima are all basic bitch cars
Man I own a basic bitch car
Toyota Corolla, Hyundai & KIA (all models), Nissan Altima, Nissan Rogue are cars that basic bitches are most likely to have.
Christina: I heard Rashida just got a new Toyota Corolla.
Lesley: it's only right, she's a basic bitch so she got a basic bitch car 😏😂
a person who cant even handle life or Someone whos name is Austin
"Who's that basic bitch over there?" "Oh that's just Austin"
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Visual Basic .NET is the best programming language to date. Many people think it's noobish becuase I can create a true P2P application in the same time it takes them to code a message box in C\C++ or ASM.
C\C++ Dev. - "ZOMFG I just made my first message box."
VB.NET Dev. - "How long did it take."
C\C++ Dev. - "Around 2 1/2 years."
VB.NET Dev. - "Oh. I made a Napster Clone and conquered the world in half the time it took you to do that."
C\C++ Dev. - :-X
VB.NET Dev. - "Yup, Visual Basic .NET pwns."
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Person1: Shonda is a basic black girl.
Person 2: Who's Shonda?
Person1: Noone. No such thing as a basic black girl.
Person 2: Ohhh
Person 3: True. True.
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The girl who tells everyone her personallity is "soooo unique" but she is the most basic af bitch
Basic White Girl Starter Kit:
Uggs
Post Malone/Doja Cat
Starbucks
Leggings
Wildflower Case
"omg no i'm not trying to be TikTok famous stop bullying me"
Sadie Aldis or Emma Chamberlain
Clothes from PINK and Forever 21
Mean Girls References
iPhone
Netflix and Disney Plus
Makeup
Lush Bath Bombs
Drives or her future car is a White Jeep or a Volkswagen Beetle
Her mom is Karen and drives a white or gray Toyota Rav4
Omg Jessica is such a basic white girl I can smell her pumpkin spice body spray from the other side of the school
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