Third Chair

On Jimmy Pardo's Comedy Podcast Never Not Funny the seat traditionally occupied by comedian Pat Francis.

Pat Francis is the only third chair for me!

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Death Chair

A hilarious and often beer fuelled game for two or more players. Person A sits on a standard issue office chair (smooth wheels are a must), whilst Person B proceeds to move them towards increasingly uncomfortable situations at great speed. Good examples include stairs or walls. Guaranteed to amuse, Guaranteed to regret the next day.

Anyone for death chair?

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electric chair

A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.

Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.

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Roman Chair

When a man places his head in a chair while his face is in a pillow sideways. The man needs to be in a sitting position with the woman riding his cock on his lap.

Fuck me sideways in a chair with a face in a pillow
Hey thats the Roman Chair!!

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squidward in a chair

a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!

OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version

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scare chair

Any chair over which you put a paper bag with a mean, ferocious face drawn or painted on it over the back part.

A scare chair is especially frightful if someone breaks into a house to put the bag over a chair and doesn't leave a clue as to who did it.

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Man Chair

A toilet seat that men are tired of putting back up to urinate - so they piss all over it. The man wants it left up so he can drink copious amounts of beer and run in without fumbling to piss, since the beer causes extreme urgency to relieve himself. To properly prepare the seat as a "Man Chair", he, or with a helper, urinate all over the seat, in the down position, in an uninterrupted stream three (3) times around in either direction. Properly done, there will also be urine all over the walls, toilet paper roll, and floors. Extra points for soaking the fuzzy thing women place on top of toilet, making the damned lid keep falling down.

.."The other night, I got tired of my girlfriends' toilet seat being down, so I turned it into a REAL Man Chair.... That stopped that shit......!!!

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