Pat and Charlie

Your two feet.

If someone says "I had to ride with pat and charlie", it means they had to walk.

They left me downtown broke, I had to ride with pat and charlie.

"Who you riding with"? " Definitely not you, I'd rather ride with pat and charlie!"

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Charlie Scene

Although amazing at what he does he may not be the most talented member of Hollywood Undead, but he is definitely the most AWESOME. Hollywood Undead is full of talent and it is very hard to be a better lyricist than J3T or J-DOG, but Charlie is very close to as good as those two. The first few times that you hear his verses you have fun laughing at his hilarious lyrics but after a while of listening to Hollywood Undead you realize that not only is he a lyrical genius but he can deliver the lyrics as good as the best.

Charlie Scene's lyrics:

"ALL MY BATTLES HAVE BEEN WON BUT THE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN!!!"
-City

"SIGNED CHARLIE SCENE, ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S TITS!!!"
-Undead

"WAKE UP, GRAB BEER, GRAB REAR, SHAVE BEARD, PUT ON SOME SCENE GEAR. GOTTA GET DRUNK BEFORE MY MOM WAKES UP, BREAK-UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SO I CAN BANG SLUTS. I'M UNDEAD, UNFED, BEEN SLEEPING ON BUNK BEDS SINCE TEN. SO IF I DON'T BOOZE IT, I'M GONNA LOST IT. EVERYBODY GET TO IT, DO IT, GET RUINED"
-Everywhere I Go

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Charlie Foxtrot

Military slang, phonetic abbreviation for "Cluster Fucked", metaphorically describing an incoherant entanglement of a certain situation or formation.

Don't break you're chain of command, then I'll have a shitload of paperwork coming my way and it'll turn my schedule into a big Charlie Foxtrot.

When marching, keep your distance, interval and cover, or the formation is a Charlie Foxtrot.

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charlie mitchell

a chocolate leprachaun then laughs when he runs because the grass tickles his balls

the charlie mitchell is laughing bc the grass is so high

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Charlie Joke

A joke so dumb that it's only funny because of how bad it is.

Charlie: "You know what I find remarkable?"
Me: "What?"
Charlie: "Whiteboards."

Me: <under breath> "Ugh... goddamn Charlie Jokes."

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charlie puth

Internet Sensation, Singer/songwriter
Talented
Handsome

Kid 1: I was watching an internet sensation last night
Kid 2: Ohh Charlie Puth
Kid 1: Yeaaa !!!

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Charlie Hunnam

British actor, most commonly known for playing Jax in Sons of Anarchy or Nathan in the British Queer as Folk.

Very hot ;)

Jack: Have you heard of Charlie Hunnam?
Jill: Oh, that guy from Sons of Anarchy? He's hot.

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