how to deal with a break up

You Cant...Its Impossible...Theres Nothing You Can Do...Just Forget About Him/Her...Don't Trust Anyone You Care For...Even If You've Known Them For A Long Time...I Should Know...

Misty: He Broke Up With Me
Random Person: Im Sorry, Forget About Him...Look Up How To Deal With A Break Up..

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Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

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actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

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ya figgin deal me

can be replaced by "you know what i mean?"

"did you get the new issue of cosmo with the 5 page spread on...ya figgin deal me?"

"yeah i tried a few of those positions."

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Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

the kind of deals that make you boogie

These so called deals are so good, they will make the consumer dance.

Narrator: The kind of deals that make you boogie.
*DING DONG*
*Character dances on-screen*

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Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals

When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.

Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.

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