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Get Corona and be trapped in the gulag
I went to work and got Gabe Disease
Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around
"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"
A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”
Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.
That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper
Where everything tastes like cucumbers
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Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings
Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.
If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.