Jointing

Smoking a joint.

Guy 1: Yo, what you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing, just jointing.
Guy 1: Kool, can I join you?
Guy 2: Sure.

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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.

Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"

joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke

yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody

Lazurus Joint

A joint that one has to relight often.

"Hey, where's the lighter? I need to resurrect this Lazurus joint."

tittie joint

A tittle joint is a joint a chick has stored in her tits it then gets covered in tittle sweat.

Debra tried giving her tittie joint, that's gross.