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A joke that is so vile and/or crappy you can't help but laugh
Person A: When is a door not a door?
Person B: I have no idea...
Person A: When it's ajar!
Person B: That is just horrible... A grade A Chris joke.
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A joke that can be seen two ways, innocent or dirty.
A dirty joke, Child, what will eat you if you eat it, acid
Dad, a woman
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Someone who is so void of personality and sense of humor, that they feel the need to steal the jokes of everyone around them. Upon doing so, they then overuse said jokes until the original joke is no longer even funny. This can lead to frustration/violent outbursts for the original joke creator.
"If I hear that Joke Killer mention the threat of the Zombie Apocalypse one more time, I'm going to destroy her".
"Did you hear the one about the unicorn who walked into a bar? Oh yeah, we all did. Joke Killer's been repeating it 10,000 times a day for the past two months."
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A walking joke is the guy (or girl) that is the brunt of most jokes within a group of friends. This could mean one of two things; they are just made fun of by their friends and others for no reason or they are actually clumsy and easy to make fun of.
Ellen: "Tim, there's a hole in your bathing suit! HAHAHAHAH"
Lauren: "Tim, your shirt is stupid hahah"
Forrest: "Tim, you must be a walking joke! HAH"
Tim: *through muffled tears as he walks away* "I hate my life"
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Daddy jokes It's the type of joke that only your dad laughs at. In other words bad and boring.
Dad- You know that the scientists at the labs have come up with an innovation that makes you able to see tough walls.
Son- no dad I didn't know that, what is it called
Dad- it's called an window. Hahahahahahah
Son- it's only you laughing , Daddy jokes are always boring
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When you tell a joke to someone and then that person tells another person the same joke you just told them. The less time between the first telling of the joke and the second the worse it is.
Merrick- why did the turkey cross the road?
Wyatt- I don't know
Merrick- To prove he wasn't chicken!
Wyatt- HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Ethan Enters)
Wyatt- why did the turkey cross the road?
(Wyatt is a joke poacher)
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#1: A person who has a history of killing jokes
#2: A person you try to avoid because they kill jokes so much
Guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: To get to the other side!
Guy #1 + Guy #2: *Laugh*
Guy #3: Haha, Yeah. Like what was it thinking crossing a dangerous street like that?
Guy #1: heh.... haha
Guy #3: Like, "Hey, look at me i'm a chicken!" haha
Guy #2: *sigh*
Guy #3: I wonder if a cop would arrest the chicken for jaywalking. haha
Guy #1: Was i even talking to you?
Guy #3: ....I'll go back to my hole now. *walks away*
Guy #2: Dude, what a joke hitler.
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