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Usually while texting, someone who uses one word responses where there is no practical, normal way to save the conversation and both parties stop talking
"So how was the game?" "Fine" "well you're a conversation-killer."
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A participant in a kitty who regularly orders the most expensive drinks or food; consequently, depleting the kitty's funds so that participants share less.
Pagal is such a kitty killer; he ordered lobster stuffed with lobster last night at dinner.
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The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.
Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!
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One who is relentless at searching and negotiating great deals found on Craigslist. A cheap bastard that sells any kind of crap on Craigslist.
Phil: Hey Paul, where'd you go to remodel your kitchen?
Chris: Got it all on Craigslist for a couple hundred bucks.
Phil: No way, you da Craigslist Killer!
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v. Someone who masturbates.
Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"
"Katelyn killed a cat last night"
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A cougar killer is a guy that likes to have cougars hunt him.
Hi, I'm Jacob Weaver, the cougar killer extrraordinare.
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A person who comes up with absolutely smart-ass statements to kill off jokes.
Person 1: ...and that's how I got rid of my hangover.
Person 2: That's not true, I work in a dairy factory and it was discovered that milk does not cure a hangover.
Person 3: Goddamnit, Person 2! It was a funny story. *sigh* You stupid Fun Killer
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