Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok
A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
Landon Shankle is a big dick beast and his cum can wipe out a village of small children his dick is so big you can walk on it
Damn that nigga looks like Landon Shankle
He’ll break your heart
You’re dating Landon gray call?
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!
The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.
landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:
*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*
The most epic ship in eternity. Created in the most idiotic and worst place on earth.
also hi nuul
landon: bruv x landon 😳
bruv: fuck me
Loves to cuddle acts kinda sussy sometimes.
OMG LANDON HORNE HES Grabbing balls