Maxxing

The act of increasing the volume on speakers, headsets, or stereos in increments to their limit before utter hardware failure while playing very heavy music capable of rupturing ear drums or producing hallucinogenic images.

A.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and..."
Friend 2: "Dude, I tried that and my hair fell out like a week later. I found out I have a malignant tumor on my brain now. 'Twas well worth it."

B.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and...."
Friend 2: "Dude I tried that and my eyes started to bleed and I ruptured my appendix."

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Max

Max’S are always blonde. They are mostly amazing at soccer and basketball but are great at all sports. He is kind of shy but everyone likes him. He makes stupid mistakes and is low key dumb as fuck. Max is a nigger

Damn look at that max

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Max

An Asian with a small dick

Look at that loser max

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max

a retarded retard that’s wears retarded cologne. he sucks dick and chews the tips off, free circumsision. if max is attracted to a girl her name has to be very feminine with a masculine nickname like, sam. he also is a rich play-boy that totally played two gays and a female by the name of all sam.

person one: max circumsized me and now i’m leaking jizz

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Max

A guy who is just there.

I hate max

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Max

He is the largest asshole ever and has a micro Dick

You are a max!!

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Max

The biggest asshole in the universe Dont come across him he has a micro small dick

Hey You are a max

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