drop a mouse

to fart; announced upon smelling a gassy odour

Did somebody drop his mouse?

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mouse blister

A rare (fake) condition, that some who work in an office, claim to have after working long hours. (Also known as a Forrest burn)

I worked so hard this week that I now have a mouse blister!

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House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.

Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.

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Mickey Mouse

Mind-numbingly easy, hard to not understand.

“I know this is a bit Mickey Mouse, but we’re just reviewing it.”

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mighty mouse

A guy with an implanted penis prosthetic. The device is inflated with a pump in the scrotum to provide an erection and does not go flaccid until released allowing the owner to enjoy multiple orgasms and fuck for as long as his partner desires. Usually a more mature male and prostate cancer survivor who produces no cum allowing the owner to go bareback without fear.

That Mighty Mouse guy looked like my grandpa, but left my ass tingling for three days.

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mickey mouse

is super gay

mickey mouse is gay

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tit mouse

1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.

2. Bushtit, willow tit.

3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.

Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.

Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"

Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."

Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"

Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."

Jimbo: "Jeff?"

Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?

Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"

Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."

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