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De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.
"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."
on the same level as ur granpap a trap but worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined
josef: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian lol
jennifer: ur mans pans
josefs head explodes and his heart is sent to the the sun and burns
Always calling me homosexual which is false because im straight.
"fran frying pan is homosexual"
An elite member of the Panda Army. Pan-da Warriors are trained to master the art of Pan-da, and have an unbroken alliance with the Penguin Union. One day, Pandas and Penguins will rule the world together and defeat their mortal enemy - the Turtles, led by the powerful Bacon Turtle. During the Fall of the Puffin and the Siege of Koala, Pan-da Warriors showed exceptional combat skills. Pan-da Warriors are also extremely legitomato warriors.
Pan-da Master: You have trained well, young Pan-da Warrior! Come, and join the ranks of the vast panda army!
Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!
Fumbling, bumbling, while lying someone else's lie and blinking your life away
Does anyone understand joe-pan-nese?
When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog
James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment
An insult so powerful that anyone who hears it instantly explodes. You should not use this insult unless you are evil and like exploding people
Person 1: lololol ur grandpap a trap rawr xD
Person 2: lmao well ur grandmam a pan
Person 1: *explodes*
Everyone in the building: *explodes*
Person 2: what the fuck
The grim reaper: you have blood on your hands