Cabbage patch face

Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll

My ex trish has a cabbage patch face

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paw paw patch

where all yolkels and hillbillys live

we sent him runnin straight back to the paw paw patch

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Cabbage patch bitch

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

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Sarasota Briar Patch

An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.

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Sour Patch Children

A weird, but cooler way of saying sour patch kids (the candy)

See sour patch kids.

Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"

Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"

Cooper: "Okaaay..."

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Greek Eye Patch

This is when a man has his dick in a woman's mouth and then pulls up his ball sack over one of her eyes. Easier done when she is lying down and is approached from the side of her face.

For a second there, she actually thought she went blind in one eye when she got the Greek Eye Patch.

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cabbage patch

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

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