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santa vomit

over-the-top or excessive Christmas decor

Looks like Santa vomited in that house

by xstranger December 6, 2013


Santa Coco

A very poweful doggo who is more powerful than god and is the pet of the god of bread

Is it santa?, or a dog? no its Santa coco!

by Ultracanda August 27, 2022


Santa Fever

Similar to Jungle and Yellow fever, Santa fever is a increased affinity or even fetish towards tall, bearded, well-built, mature white men.
Perpetuated by dilfs, daddy culture, and lumbersexuality.

"How do you like that guy?" Brenda asks. "You know I have Santa fever. Eh, give him a beard and I'd be on top of his lap in no time," Niecy excitedly replies.

by Niecythegreat March 15, 2016


Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available

1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."

by Xpngs&cats December 6, 2016


Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.

by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019


santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch

by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017


santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.

Santa clause is a fat fuck

by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022

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