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The meal you tastefully enjoy after you rip a fat bowl
"I just ripped this fat bowl, time to have my second breakfast"
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The moment in time someone needs to primp right before entering a house because they are meeting someone special, or doing something where you must look your best, such as going to a party, club, formal event, etcetera. Most of the time, taking a beauty second occurs right before getting out of a car as there is a mirror readily available. Sometimes it occurs at the entrance of where ever you are; however, the beauty second is not as effective because there is no mirror available. One could use the reflection of windows or glass doors, but someone may see you and give you the stink eye.
Girl 1: Hey girl, we're going to be late, hurry up!
Girl 2: Hold on! Gimme a beauty second!
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Naomi Campbell: (to limo driver) Give me one beauty second before opening the door to the paparazzi.
*10 minutes later*
Naomi Campbell: I'm ready for my closeup.
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Sucking your own penis after having a dinner that doesn’t fill you up.
Yo Mikey you having second dinner after that salad?
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When youre really tired during the night, usually working, then suddenly you feel awake again, as if it were morning. Then therefore being able to complete the task without sleep through the night.
I was working doing an all nighter and just as i was going to KO, i got second win! So i just managed to pull through in the end
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Having intercourse with a partner within 24-hours of someone else.
Did you shag that russian that Will did two nights ago?
Yeah man, I had sex with the same girl last night! Isn't that rad?
No, that's total sloppy seconds!
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Posterior carnal engagement recruiting orificial auxiliary effluence lubricously.
I don't like surprise sloppy seconds.
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N: When the ice in your drink glass melts after your dink is gone.
Bob: These hot wings are making me thirsty. I wish the waiter would bring me a refill.
Joe: No man, look, you have second drink.
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