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Shining

Shining, the act of shaving a friends head and licking it until its reflective.

John why don't you get those clippers and start shining

by Assyran December 25, 2019


Shine Celler

The spot a person only knows about where they keep "home made spirits" hidden.

Dude, I had to relocate my Shine Celler. The kids were out in the shead and almost found it. You know my ol' lady would have killed me if the found it.

by BG BROTHER September 12, 2011


noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.

Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.

by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 7, 2022


ride and shine

when she hops on first thing in the morning

“I was even awake and my girl hit me with a good ole ride and shine”

by mtpieluvr July 24, 2021


spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge January 25, 2016


spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka March 15, 2016


spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r January 7, 2016