Pirate Shirt

Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.

"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"

"you're gay."

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t-shirt

A slang word, meaning condom.

I need a t-shirt for protection.

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Lumberjack Shirt

A shirt made out of a dog's blanket.

Often made of flannel, always checked (Plaid for the friendlies "accross the pond"...)

See Dog Blanket Shirt

Luke: Dude, nice shirt - I didn't know it was fancy dress today. Have you come as a Lumberjack?
Alex: Yeah it's my Dog Blanket Shirt - I didn't pay for it - I made it out of my Dogs actual blanket. That's how I roll.

Lumberjack shirts suck. Beggars wear them. Popular in the early 90's with poor people.

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family shirt

when a girl is wearing a friend's shirt, gives a guy a handjob, and manages to get the jizz on her shirt.

"WHAT?! he jizzed on your shirt? that is a FAMILY SHIRT! my brother's gonna kill me..."

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shirt charms

Another word for breasts

I tell you what, her shirt charms are cracking

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C.I. Shirt

A custom shirt made from CustomInk.com approximately at the cost of $25.

The shirts competition is the image the wearer chooses to put on the shirt.

Say you were to see a picture of a tumblr quote with a nice background. If you were to download it, you could go onto CustomInk.com and put it on a plain color shirt, and buy it for $25. This would be a C.I. Shirt.

"Friend: Where you got that shirt at?"

"Me: C.I."

"Friend: Damn it's a C.I."

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Belly Shirt

A word older women use to describe any type of women’s shirt that exposes their midriff, usually in a derogatory sense.

The email about the dress code for our trip to Washington DC only read “you don’t want to run into Donald Trump in short shorts and a belly shirt.

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