Smurf Club

Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.

My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!

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Urban Smurf

A Little Chav (Normal a Girl)

Boy: You a Urban Smurf
Girl: If you say it again ill SHank you
Boy: You can't even reach my ankles
Girl: GGGGGGGRrrrrr , Ill bitch Slap you in a min boio

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pappa smurf

a little blue person with wisdom and facial hair

i pappa smurf that spelling test.

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Smurf Cat

An unfunny joke used by Gen Alpha - Gen Zs.

Goes with the song "The Scepter" By Alan Walker.
A realistic smurf that is mixed with a cat, probably using AI.

Person 1: We Live, We Love, We Lie
Person 2: Shut up! You're not funny
Person 1: Bum bum bum baa badada bada bum bum bum bum bum (The Sceptre Alan Walker)

"We Live, We Love, We Lie!"
The Scepter by Alan Walker
Smurf Cat Theme Song

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Blue Smurf

A drink which contains cheep vodka and blue World of Warcraft Mountain Dew. The drink is then topped off with whipped cream and a cherry, created a blue drink with a white top which resembles a smurf.

Seth had so many blue smurfs that he caught a fly in his throat... typical Seth.

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papa smurf

the meth cook who receives pseudo from the smurfs, or people that are paid or exchanged with meth for pseudo from cvs

papa smurf is getting some pseudo from the smurfs

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smurf tits

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

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