Double flap snail

When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail

Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown

snail friend

a snail friend is a person who's really hot and adorable and you cherish a lot. they're really extremely attractive and your little heart probably cannot handle all that's going on. a snail friend isn't a person you'd friendzone.

Naya: lynn is so hot. she's my snail friend.

racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

Gary The Snail

The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.

Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"