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A game played on the front porch of homes in Buffalo, NY. While the rules are not clearly known and or understood, players must on the stairs of said porch and loudly shout "SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB!" Loud enough that cars passing by can hear.
Hey a cars comin! "SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB!"
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A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair
Im gonna give that bitch a spiderweb
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A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job
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A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
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Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.
Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.
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A type of arachnid that makes its home in the anus of an animal, typically found in livestock. Rarely is an anus spider found in a human host.
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When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted
Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider
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