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a story that has absolutely no point
waste of your time and life
david: "dude you gatta hear about this, blah blah blah"
JC: "nice story karla"
...............
Karla: "blah blah blah.. then i saw him later... blah blab blab blab blaw... how cool is that???"
jc: "nobody cares karla" (karla story)
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one of my favorite bands ever, i think its pretty funny how they mention death in a large majority of their songs, lol
they play my favorite song of all time "In The Shadows"
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Sex story
Lisa was really horny so she went to a bar and looked for a man to fuck that night. She found a man by the side of the bar.
"Hey big boy" she said
" come with me because i know where this is going " he replied
he brought her to a limo outside in the alley. They went in and he said " if you need anything from me, my name is randy"
"Ok" Lisa said seductively
They both began to strip and then started to French kiss. He fingered her perfect vrgina and and she gave randy a hand job. She started to moan " just fuck me already!" After she said that randy shoved his dick, his 7" hard dick in her pussy and she yelled out " YES YES HARDER FASTER WAIT LET ME SUCK IT!" he moved her of so she can suck it and she sucked it like a lollipop. Then they put themselves in the very familiar 69 position and then a man and woman came in and said that they were horny. So the new woman(marry) sucked randy's dick and the new guy (Marvin) fucked her in the ass. Lisa was pleasuring her self in the Vrgina and marvin stuck a Dilldo in her ass.
They all toke a brake then continued to go on until they could not no more.
Then the men masturbated to the women eating each others pussy. Then they all comes and everyone ate each others cum. At the end, everyone was wet and making out... with each others private parts for hours and hours.
The End
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A fairly short to medium length story with basically no plot or point. Originating from Paige, the master of all meaningless stories.
Paige: hey i have this cool story. today i went outside and there was a bunny in the yard. it was eating grass i think. and then it heard the door shut behind me and it hopped away into my crazy neighbor's yard...
Me: what the fuck... that was a paige story.
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*Can only be countered by 'Nuetral Story, ODST'*
Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.
Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.
Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.
Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!
Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*
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A person who tells another individuals story as if it were their own.
Story Stealer: "Did I tell you about that time when I fucked the midget from the bowling alley?"
Original Storyteller: "I was the one who fucked the midget from the bowling alley, you fucking story stealer"
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A phrase used to express lack of interest in a story someone just said.
ryan: so last night at the party i was totaly dancing with this hottie when the cops busted it up. i was so bumemd.
Josh: yeah, sweet story.
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