big truck

Slang for the Internet.

I tried to send you an email yesterday but the big truck wasn't working so the message was never sent.

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Truck Driver

What happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his penis - 2 inches - often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. More often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed "Woody" Ernest saves Christmas.

I think I got a Woody. Or did I marry a Truck Driver.

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Dump Truck

A loser. A lame fuck with nothing to live for.

Heather was drunk at the bar screaming about how nobody will ever love her and she will never have kids. What a dump truck.

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Fire truck

When a man has sex with a woman Doggy-style and imitates a firetruck sound and later when he cums on/in her he'd refer to it as putting out fire.

Samantha: "Jerry kept hooting while we were doing it doggy style yesterday."
Lois: "Ah. You mean he did the Fire truck..."
Samantha: "No wonder he was yelling 'put out that fire big guy' when he was cumming!"

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Monster Truck

To get wasted and break stuff/people/pets in Grave Digger fashion.

Bob : Lamp :: Monster truck : Ford Festiva

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fire truck

A penis. Used by Eric Cartman from southpark

Kyle "They are gonna cut off Ike's wee-wee"
Cartman "Its called a fire truck you jew"

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dump truck

a female with a large/big/phat booty; a female with a donk

"shawty got that dump truck"
"back it up & dump it on me like a dump truck"

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