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The act of filling your asshole with Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, then fisting a large sum of lettuce into said asshole. Before farting it out onto partner(s) face.
OH baby! I Love when you give me The Hidden Valley
usually ditz girl who says LIKE and OH MY GOD often
people call me a valley girl prep. eat me, loosers.
The third-largest metropolitan in the state of Pennsylvania, as it is known by non-Lehigh Valley residents. It consists of the cities of Allentown, Bethlehem, and Easton located in Lehigh and Northampton counties. Scrape off the gloss and it is in fact a TIME WARP. It is a place where conservative, WASPY middle-aged residents inhabit as well as younger parents with children go to raise families and clog the roads with their horrendous driving skills. The area has gained attention in recent years, as evidenced by a new casino in Bethlehem and the Promenade Shops at Saucon Valley. Yet in spite of these progressive improvements, people here are stuck in the 1950's and firmly resist change. Perhaps thats due to the fact that there are so many old people as well as gun-loving, pickup-driving hicks who think that the Gap is upscale shopping. The speed limits are set far to low as way of accommodating the slow drivers who can't merge to save their lives. Travel guides and tourism agencies boast its "proximity" to Philadelphia and New York City however there is no meaningful connection to either of those places whatsoever. The Lehigh Valley disguises itself as a peaceful middle ground between the more expensive metropolitan areas found to its south and east, when really it is just like any other decaying, Rust Belt place in Pennsylvania. People who choose to live here think that the "Valley" is the best place on earth. Don't buy into it. Move somewhere else.
Mike: "So where are you from?"
Ted: "The Lehigh Valley"
Mike: "Oh. I live in Bucks County which is ten times better and a hell of a lot closer to Philadelphia".
Ted: "Actually, I love where I live. Being surrounded by white, Republican NRA members is a blast!"
Sun Valley, Nevada: the world's largest trailer park
I just drove over from Hug High School to Sun Valley. I never saw so many trailers just dropped anywhere on sand.
the trillest hood in south Charlotte, NC
Let's ride over to Pine Valley
A flat chested female with little to no cleavage, but there is a significantly large gap between her tata's themselves
"Omg! Do you see Rachel? Her chest looks like the Shenandoah Valley!"
A valley surrounded by glorious snow-capped mountains. It's in southwestern Idaho and is super hot in the summer and can be downright cold in the winter. There's no in-between. Cities that make it up are Boise, Meridian, Nampa, Caldwell and many other small rural towns. Ski resorts are nearby and great forests and rivers. Its volcanic soils make it great farming for alfalfa, corn, sugar beets, beets, beans, onions, mint, mustardseed, and yes, potatoes. And it has orchards and great wineries also! Over 600,000 people call this place home and some can't wait to get out but still love it. And teenagers are at Dutch Bros. all the time(it's pretty good). Overall, it's a beautiful metropolis with that small-town, friendly feel.
Person 1: This place is amazing.
Person 2: It's like I'm in the Treasure Valley again!